The Rookie has faced a brutal start to his pussy palace career, starting his rookie campaign at 1-6. Taking a look at history, we see superstars like Peyton Manning who threw an abysmal 28 interceptions in his rookie season and looked horrendous or Troy Aikmen and even Terry Bradshaw. These hall of famers or in Peyton's case future hall of famer struggled tremendously in their rookie campaigns but turned out to be something special. But for this rookie, he has taken his bumps n' bruises, learned from them and will show the world his adjustments. I truly BELIEVE this kid has a chance to sneak his way INTO the playoffs and I will tell you why.
The 4 teams that will NOT make the playoffs will be, The Gingersnaps, The Monstars, Mean Machine, and DTA.
I don't have to provide much detail for this one because everyone knows the Gingersnaps are just flat out awful. They have nothing at receiver, nothing at running back, and essentially nothing at all. Unless the gingers get lucky again as they did vs. the chubby commissioner in Week 6 they should not win another game the rest of the season. They are the easy favorite to be wearing that maid costume come next September and I'll gladly take anyone's money who thinks otherwise.
The second team that will miss the playoffs will be The Monstars. The Monstars truly stink. Their wins come from weeks where they face teams on their worst scoring weeks (i.e. TGFY lowest week- 135.9). The Monstars have faced the 2nd fewest points in the entire league and that luck will soon run out. Aside from having one of the best schedules in the league, Eric's team gets HUGE production from 1 or 2 players a week and the rest of the team is garbage. This luck will soon run out and we will see this team struggle tremendously to put up just 130 points a week. You simply can't ride Danny Woodhead all season and rely on production from Garcon, Jackson, and Golden Tate...
Don't be surprised when a team who just a couple of weeks ago was a front runner to win the entire thing sinks to the bottom of the barrel. Mean Machine Child Beaters have single handedly traded their way out of playoff contention. They traded the best, I repeat the BEST tight end in the NFL and maybe even in the history of the NFL for a guy who saw 4 weeks of unbelievable production. Let's not forget they then threw in a top 10 WR in Emanuel Sanders and a starting QB in Nick Foles. All of this for a back that has not even proved himself to be a legit talent yet. I am still scratching my head trying to figure out what Joe 2 was thinking. This trade left them with nothing at WR and nothing at TE. They will NOT make the playoffs and sadly it is because of the trades they made. (Let's not forget we saved them from giving away the BEST QB in the game in AR for, yet again, peanuts...)
The team that may surprise everyone as a team that misses the playoffs is Team DTA. Kevin your team SUCKS. I listen to Shootin' the Breeze and hear Kevin talk about his team as a top contender and laugh out loud. This team is truly pitiful. They put all their eggs in one basket with Eli Manning who is awful despite having one of the best receiving cores in the league. Demarco Murray is horrible and will continue to struggle with the Eagles. Aside from decent depth at WR, this team has nothing. They WILL miss the playoffs and Kevin will never hear the end of it after all the shit he talks about other teams on STB. Kevin you are the Rex Ryan of PP.
Now even though all of these teams will struggle and lose games, the rookie must start winning to climb the ladder to the 8 spot. I see a very favorable schedule ahead for the young buck. Week 8 he faces a banged up TGFY with their only legit back on a bye. He will win this matchup to get back on track. Week 9 brings a strong Trojan team to town. Luckily The Rookie will face them with 5 starters on a bye week leading to the rookies 3rd victory. Week 10 will be tough against the Romosexuals but this team may have been abandoned by their owner so anything could happen. Week 12 and 13 sees a shit DTA team and Child beaters who will be pondering on why they traded away a team of the century. Both of these teams will be getting a beaten from the rookies finally healthy squad led by Eddie Lacy back on track, Victor Cruz serving as a solid WR3 and Drew Brees playing for a playoff spot when he plays his best football. They will finish the year at 6-7and find themselves sitting at the 8 spot. This team will be dangerous come the playoffs and this league is being made aware of it now.
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