Welcome to Timbo's quarterly analysis of the 20152016 season. We'll start off with a league wide summary. In my opinion four teams have separated themselves as the class of the league. Those four are the mean machine, ALLLLL FIRRRREEEDDD UPPP, team go fuck yourself, and the trojans. The romosexuals fell short and get an honorable mention for having a great roster. but lucks early season floundering and bells suspension leaves them off my list. Through some savvy free agency adds and start/sit decisions, the mean machine has found themselves at 30 with a very solid team, but still one injury away from disaster due to lack of depth. All fired up is firing on all cylinders with ap leading the charge, strong solid rookie play, and kelce anchoring his team at the tight end position. Team go fuck yourself is positioning themselves for another deep playoff run as always, they easily have one of the best receiving corps pussy palace has seen. Though to put themselves over the top they really need Tannehill to step his game up. The trojans, much like the child beaters are one good injury away from disaster, but still have a solid roster held down by his running backs, good receiving cores, and decent qbs. Although I do think machete may have some problems come playoff time if the red rocket decides to deliver one of his patented late season duds.
The middle of the pack teams all have big issues with vonteego cross leading the charge. beast mode has turned into puppy mode so far this year and will need to heat up if ortiz wants any chance of winning games. Oritz' inept and distracted drafting has him looking for answers at qb. but any team with julio Jones on it can at least compete. team icheat is an interesting one if Anderson can remove his head from his ass, but I just don't think he has anything going for him this year. Look for Tom to make a big move if he wants his team to push for the playoffs and move up the totem pole. Team dta is my final middle tier team. With a very unsexy roster, Jordan Matthews is stuck in an offense that is terrible. Eli Manning and brandon Marshall being their two best players, I see this team making the playoffs but not making much noise.
That brings me to the cellar, the gingersnaps, the monstars, the rookie, and the king. Not much to be optimistic about if you're one of these four teams. The gingers don't have one stud player they can count on outside of matty ice with dez going down. Unfortunately for them they will be out of it by the time he comes back. The consolation bracket awaits this team sadly. Next up is the monstars, this team would be in great shape for 2013, but this year this roster doesn't cut it. Peyton is showing his age big time and can't even lace up his own cleats. All he does is win but the fantasy numbers just aren't really there. Look for the monstars to be joining the gingers in the Murphy bowl. They simply do not have anything to worry about though, as the two bottom feeders are clearly the rookie and the king. Ricks team is one of the worst I've seen, after obj he literally has nothing. Rick will need to make move upon move just to finish outside of last place. Then there is the rookie, the only real competition rick has for the Murphy award. Sitting down Harvin for an aging andre johnson, no running backs to speak of once tevin Coleman comes back to assume his role as the starter. Those two turd teams are far and away the two worst teams in the league.
My pick for the title game after 3 games is team go fuck yourself, with their high powered wide receivers, barring big ben missing extended time with his knee injury, and also the child beaters. They will ride there ppr machine at tight end, number one material qb, and positional advantages at defense and kicker. That's my quarterly update, check back at the end of week 7 for the next one
