Monday, November 30, 2015

Timbo's Quarterly Analysis 3

Well fellas it's getting down to the end of the season, my next one will be to end the season praising whoever the champs may be, and analyzing the complete seasons of each team. Since the last TQA some things have changed, others have stayed the same, and some have gotten much worse. All fired up has CLINCHED the regular season and is gearing up for a playoff run, the rest of the pack has faded, does that mean AFU can salsa into the pussy palace championship? Or does someone have what it takes to knock them off? Going to be tough with Lacy starting to heat up, the great and highly coveted stud receiver Cooper, Evans is also starting to pick it up. It's hard not to pick this team to win it all as they have dominated the regular season, but we have seen it done before, ZIMBO AND GINGER COUGH COUGH.  

    We are cait, the trojans, fuck yourself, and the king, all coming into the last week of the season at 7-4. Who will finish second? Timbo is going with we are cait. I think they'll take care of the Trojans and secure the number two spot, followed by fuck yourself at the three seed. While I think they win this week, without a healthy Big Ben I don't think fuck yourself can score enough to sneak into second place. The king should take care of a weak child beaters team despite a big gronk injury which will put them at the four seed. That puts the Trojans at the five due to the loss. 

Team dta keeps riding the roller coaster of great weeks and mediocre weeks from the likes of manning and Marshall, they'll need to come on strong to withstand the rookies recent onslaught of points, this matchup will determine the sixth seed and I'm gonna shock everyone and pick the rookie to lock up his playoff spot with a big performance from ap. That should give the monstars the sixth seed with them just finding ways to win. Dta following at the seven, and the rookie coming in at 8. Which one of these bottom half teams has the biggest potential to knock off one of the top teams? As much as it pains me to say this I'm gonna go with the rookie, if he gets strong qb play, the threat of ap going off at will puts any team he goes up against in danger. 

   The consolation bracket, who will walk away with the dreaded Murphy award?? My pick is ewtiz and vonteego cross. Matty ice and his poor play of late is going to sink Ortiz in the finals of the Murphy bowl with the gingers. My pick to win the consolation bracket is the mean machine over the romosexuals, while the wins haven't been there, still a solid and top scoring team. Look for them to rebound and be very strong next year with the option to pick their draft position, and two good keepers. Better luck next year to jd as the injuries mounted and too many quality players not making a difference for his team.

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