It's playoff season gentlemen, time for us to crown a champion, and time for 11 teams to avoid the Murphy. Congrats on another successful season of pussy palace and congrats to our regular season first place finisher alllllllllll firrreeddddd upppp. Let's jump right into our matchups and see what's what.
First matchup all fired up, the team everyone's gunning for, the number one seed vs the mean machine child beaters, the team everyone loves to hate and everyone puts a little more stock into beating. Afu has scored 163 per game to the mean machines 152. Key players for afu Russell Wilson, can he keep up his scoring of the last few weeks? Mike Evans can he be the 30 point home run threat difference in the game that made Mike spend a hefty price to acquire? And for the mean machine it's going to be Aaron Rodgers can he give the mean machine the boost they've been waiting for all season? And freeman can he live up to the expectations placed on his shoulders since the trade that rocked the league and propelled the king to elite status? Prediction in the end, the mean machine will need their best week and an off week from all fired up to win this week, and that is asking too much. All fired up wins this one 174148.
Next up is we are cait, the second seed vs the monstars at 7. This season we are cait is averaging 166 per week to the monstars 148, the lowest of the playoff teams. Key players for cait are Brady and Hopkins. Brady looks to rebound from a bad loss as well as Hopkins. Monstars have cam and Olsen, and Olsen has been proving me wrong as I've hated him all year. I've been counting this team out all year and, the trend will continue. Cait has too much firepower and will blow out the monstars 183138.
On we go, and the matchups get more and more interesting. We have the Trojans at the three seed and team dta at the six. This is the matchup of the week by far, dta has been sneaky good this year averaging 162 points. Machete has the edge here coming in at 167 ppw. Machete has been making solid additions all year maybe one of the pickups of the season in Rawls. I've been hating on team dta all year but this week they are my UPSET WATCH for the week. The Trojans will be done in by the red rider bbgun and hiltons lack of a quarterback. Manning will go off against the Dolphins and dta will squeak this one out 167159
Last but not least we have the 45 matchup, fuck yourself coming in scoring 160 per game on the season and hailmary at 155. This is my LOCK OF THE WEEK. Rick will not be able to overcome the loss of gronk and jimmy. Ben and brown are fighting for a playoff spot and will lead Gambs to a victory this week. It won't even be close, 197132 gfy.
Won't spend a lot of time on the Murphy bowl, rookie will take care of business and send jd packing. The gingers will get OUT of the running for the award named after one of their co owners and take down Ortiz. Leaving the best possible matchup for the Murphy award jd vs ewwwwwwtttizzzz.
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